Lazio vs. Milan: Survival of the Drunkest

When your puppy is self-medicating, you know Milan is in trouble

Lazio vs. Milan
Saturday, January 24 • 20:45 CET (2:45pm EST)
This match will be shown on RAI and BeIN Sports in the U.S.

Rules for the Milan Obsession Drinking Game 2015

• Choose your beverage. (can be non-alcoholic for underage or non-drinkers)

• Choose your glass. If you get easily upset, maybe the bigger the better.

Take one drink when:
• Muntari or Essien are in the starting lineup
• Muntari tries to tackle (read “kill”) someone
• Menez dives
• Montolivo takes a shot… at the coach or the goal

Take two drinks when:
• De Jong is injured
• Menez doesn’t pass the ball
• Agazzi puts his gloves on
• Milan concede on a set piece… again

Be sure to have plenty of alcohol on hand, as if the match is going badly, you will want to drink enough to pass out

Note: Milan fans are exempt from typical drinking rules such as drinking too early or too much or not sharing. It is also not necessary to save the drinking until gameday. Drink early, drink often, and hope your liver lasts longer than Milan’s “transition” period.


• My lawyers have asked me to remind you that Milan Obsession is not liable for any alcohol related incidents while playing the drinking game. This includes, but is not limited to: vomiting, hangovers, passing out, your friends doing horrible things to you while you are passed out, liver failure, alcohol poisoning, or death. But please drink irresponsibly.

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