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Coppa Italia – Milan vs. Lazio: Do You Believe in Miracles?

 Inzaghi wasn’t given a winning squad, but it hasn’t stopped him from trying

Coppa Italia Quarterfinals
Milan vs. Lazio
Tuesday, Jaunary 27 • 21:00 CET (3pm EST)
This match is NOT being shown LIVE in the U.S.

Special Coppa Italia Edition of

Pregame Drinking:
• take one drink for every rumor you read about Inzaghi being sacked
• finish the bottle in honor of Diego Lopez or Abbiati and how many shots they’ll take tonight
• if you aren't seeing Pazzini flying like an eagle yet, do the first two steps again

Take one drink when:
• Muntari or Essien are in the starting lineup
• The ball comes into our half
• Menez dives
• Montolivo takes a shot… at the coach or the goal

Take two drinks when:
• Anyone is injured
• Menez doesn’t pass the ball
• The camera pans to Galliani’s face
• Milan concede on a set piece… again

If you see Rocchi making a correct call, you have probably been drinking enough to escape reality

With Milan's woes, it's open season on alcohol, so don't be shy. If you haven't passed out yet, you're not doing it right.