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Milan vs. Empoli: A Pox Be Upon Ye!

Saponara never gets playing time at Milan, then gets the Chicken Pox when playing against Milan

Milan vs. Empoli
Sunday, February 15 • 12:30 CET (6:30am EST)
This match is being shown LIVE on RAI and BeIN Sports in the U.S.

Special Early Match Edition of

Recipe for Long Island Iced Tea:
1.5 cl Tequila
1.5 cl Vodka
1.5 cl White rum
1.5 cl Triple sec
1.5 cl Gin
2.5 cl Lemon juice
3.0 cl Gomme Syrup
1 dash of Cola

Add all ingredients into highball glass filled with ice. Stir gently. Garnish with lemon spiral. Serve with straw. Or whatever. If the game is going badly, you can double the liquor and skip the ice, or if you want to just grab your favorite bottle and just take drinks from there. It’s a very early game, you can do whatever you like.

Take a drink when:
• You are awake at an ungodly hour to watch Milan
• Anyone is injured
• Menez doesn’t pass the ball
• Essien is on the pitch
• Milan concede on a set piece… again

As a Milan fan, it’s never too early to be drunk, no matter where you live.