Sunday, January 13, 2013

Sampdoria vs Milan: Game On!

Three points breaks the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Sampdoria vs. Milan
Sunday, January 13 • 20:45 CET (2:45pm EST)
This match is being shown LIVE on RAI in the U.S.
(look for streams posted in the comments before kickoff)

Cap’n Sparrow’s Drinking Game

A swig o’ rum when:
• Yer loyal crew finds th’ back o’ the net
• Bojan makes th’ startin’ crew
• That scurvy bilge rat Allegri hasn’t been yellin’ “Dai Dai Dai!” fer 5 minutes
• Our bloody defense be defendin’ a set piece

Two swigs o’ rum when:
• Smoke or fire be interferin’ w’ th’ match
• That shark bait Boateng be startin’ fore
• Our ship be sunk by a set piece
• Chumbucket Allegri aren’t be usin’ no subs yet in 70 minutes

If th’ match be goin’ well, you’ll drink enough t’ remember,
if it ain’t, you’ll drink enough t’ forget.